1 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,160 Hurry up, it's a big day. 2 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:24,620 You don't want to make the bride wait for you, do you? 3 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,950 The usual, boss. 4 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:51,370 Put it on my mom's tab. 5 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,370 All right, no problem 6 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,200 1994 7 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,540 I was 16 that year 8 00:01:56,790 --> 00:01:58,790 Chang Yu-Sheng's voice was still heard on TV shows. 9 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,700 Jacky Cheung sold more than one million cassettes for the "KissGoodbye" album. 10 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:04,790 The bookies hadn't started watching CPBL 11 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:07,700 and the classic Dragon-Elephant games were always sold out. 12 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:08,790 That year 13 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:11,790 a girl with tanned skin won the championship on the local talent show 14 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:13,910 for five consecutive rounds. 15 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,120 That year... 16 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:17,580 Those years. 17 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,620 My name is Ko Ching-Teng. 18 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,790 My friends called me Ko-Teng 19 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:27,410 I went to Jingcheng in Changhua City for junior high school. 20 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:30,370 As for high school, I stuck to the same one, too. 21 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,410 This is Hsu Bo-Chun. 22 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:38,580 He has been my best friend since junior high school. 23 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,290 He's always getting a boner 24 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,580 that's why we named him "Boner". 25 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:47,870 Fuck! 26 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Fuck what? 27 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:52,330 You are dead meat. Don't run. 28 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:58,200 This is A-Ho. 29 00:02:58,330 --> 00:03:01,290 We have been in the same class all the way from elementary to high school. 30 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:04,000 There is a fat guy in every story. 31 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,370 A-Ho is the fat guy in our story. 32 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:12,040 Stop bugging me. 33 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,040 Why not? 34 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,200 Good morning, Sir. 35 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:46,660 Good morning. 36 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:47,660 Good morning, Sir. 37 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:48,620 Good morning. 38 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,000 Good morning, Sir. 39 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:51,660 Good morning, Sir. 40 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:52,500 Good morning. 41 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,000 Good morning, Sir. 42 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,080 Your hair is too long. 43 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,700 It's time to get a haircut. 44 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,450 Gosh, can you stop that? 45 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,450 What? 46 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,540 Stop doing that 47 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:10,950 I have told you a million times! 48 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:11,750 Why not? 49 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:13,200 You totally wasted my food 50 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:14,500 I only had one bite of that hotdog. 51 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:15,620 So... 52 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,080 Don't you know how to catch? 53 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,660 Cock Tsao. 54 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:23,950 Why are you such a jackass in the morning. 55 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:25,910 You know what? 56 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:35,580 I won a Grant Hill 1 to 40 limited edition card yesterday. 57 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:37,750 This is Tsao. 58 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:41,410 We have been classmates ever since junior high and he has always been an ass. 59 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,120 We called him. 60 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:48,290 (Cock, Cocky, Dumbass Tsao or "Tsao motherfucker") 61 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,120 Show off? 62 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:56,370 We can switch then for your 1 to 100 Penny Hardaway cards. 63 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,700 No way! 64 00:04:58,290 --> 00:04:59,870 Piss off, then. 65 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,450 The only thing that these boys shared in common with... 66 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:13,080 was that they all had a crush on the honor student in the class. 67 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,080 Shen Chia-Yi. 68 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,410 From my point of view. 69 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:20,790 Shen Chia-Yi was only slightly prettier than the other girls. 70 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:22,790 Don't know what the guys were thinking. 71 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:25,450 Shen Chia-Yi. 72 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:26,080 Yes? 73 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:28,990 Did you watch Rose Night yesterday? 74 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,410 Are you talking about the Taichi Gorge photo? 75 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,700 Yeah, the picture was horrifying 76 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:35,080 I got goose bumps all over. 77 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:37,290 The story sounds terrifying but... 78 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:39,870 I can't really tell from the picture though 79 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:42,330 I think it was the shooting angle that does the trick. 80 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:44,410 You think so? 81 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:50,410 Now, start doing the exercises for lesson five and six. 82 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,580 Continue after the assembly if you can't finish. 83 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:53,700 Focus on your own exercises. 84 00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:55,120 No discussion. 85 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:55,990 This is Liao Ying-Hung. No discussion. 86 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:56,830 This is Liao Ying-Hung. 87 00:05:57,370 --> 00:05:58,290 His surname, Liao, is a verb in Chinese. 88 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,330 And it means to scratch. 89 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,910 Since it's a verb 90 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,750 we should make good use of this verb. 91 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,080 Thus, we gave him a nickname. 92 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,370 "Groin" (Scratching Groin) 93 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,870 "Groin" likes Shen Chia-Yi, too. 94 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:14,290 That's because he likes every girl in the class. 95 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:57,080 It's early morning and everyone looks half asleep. 96 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,950 Stand straight. 97 00:06:59,290 --> 00:07:00,250 Wake up! 98 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:01,290 Stand straight. 99 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:11,500 Stop moving. 100 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:22,790 Stand up. 101 00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:26,120 Attention. 102 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:26,990 Salute. Attention. 103 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:27,330 Salute. 104 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:30,120 Good morning, Miss Chou. 105 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:30,990 Good morning, everyone. Sit down. Good morning, Miss Chou. 106 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:32,250 Good morning, everyone. Sit down. 107 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:33,660 In year 1974, it was still the Qing dynasty. 108 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:34,330 So it means that. 109 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,580 It was the thirty second year that China was ruled under Emperor Qianlong. 110 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:39,290 There was really not that much difference between junior high and senior high. 111 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:42,080 Just a matter of how deep you are in hell. 112 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:46,250 Endless studies, exams... it's all very boring! 113 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:49,620 There is the character, the time and then it's the place. 114 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,580 Where is the place? 115 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:57,370 The place... 116 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:02,990 But, we can always find a way to entertain ourselves! 117 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,700 Hsu Bo-Chun 118 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,830 stand up and read the next section. 119 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:14,950 Stand up and read. 120 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,540 You don't even know where we are. 121 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,750 Hello... are you in the classroom. 122 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:22,830 Ko Ching-Teng 123 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,830 what are you laughing at? 124 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,990 You read it. 125 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:31,540 (Reading paragraphs from the textbook) 126 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:32,660 Stand up and read. 127 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:37,200 It's not very convenient. 128 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:39,040 What do you mean "not very convenient"? 129 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,990 Stand up. 130 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:50,830 Jerking off. 131 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:52,750 Jerking off right in the class 132 00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:54,830 I have been a teacher for so many years 133 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,500 I have seen students who cheat 134 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:57,660 get into fights 135 00:09:57,790 --> 00:09:59,120 black mail. 136 00:09:59,120 --> 00:09:59,990 Or even those who beat up teachers! black mail. 137 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,370 Or even those who beat up teachers! 138 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,040 I have seen all kinds of problematic students 139 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,120 but just no perverts like you! 140 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:07,660 I didn't even ejaculate. 141 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:08,950 And that's an excuse? 142 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,290 Yeah. 143 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,120 We were just fooling around... 144 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:11,990 You, too. We were just fooling around... 145 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:12,410 You, too. 146 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:18,660 Your parents spent so much money to send you to school 147 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:20,830 and you guys don't even cherish how lucky you are. 148 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,700 What's jerk off? 149 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,700 Jerking off in the classroom. 150 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:27,370 Hey? 151 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:31,080 I don't know. 152 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:35,790 Shen Chia-Yi 153 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:37,250 come out here for a second. 154 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,120 Shen Chia-Yi 155 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,290 from now on, Ko Ching-Teng will sit in front of you. 156 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,410 Keep an eye on him for me. 157 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:51,790 Don't let him be a bad influence on others. 158 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,750 Give him a push on his schoolwork, as well. 159 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:54,870 Okay? 160 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,790 Hsu Bo-Chun. 161 00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:04,120 In the future 162 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:04,990 you will sit in front of Hsieh Ming-Ho. In the future 163 00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:05,620 you will sit in front of Hsieh Ming-Ho. 164 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:06,620 The same goes for you. 165 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,250 Don't goof around again. 166 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:09,910 If you do, I will ask your parents to come to school. 167 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:10,950 Get it? 168 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,990 Got it. 169 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:14,540 Now, go to your class. 170 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,870 Thank you, sir. 171 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,750 Even though Shen Chia-Yi and I have been in the same class ever since junior high 172 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:32,500 the distance between an honor student and a bad student 173 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:35,160 always stayed the same. 174 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:39,870 It's shitty luck to sit in such a shitty seat. 175 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:42,790 Who has bad luck now? 176 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,910 You are sitting in front of me now. 177 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,700 You better stop your childish pranks. 178 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,870 So you don't bring me unnecessary troubles. 179 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:47,990 It must be nice to be an honor student. So you don't bring me unnecessary troubles. 180 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,660 It must be nice to be an honor student. 181 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:50,870 Just because you have good marks 182 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:52,500 doesn't mean you can boss people around. 183 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,500 Who cares about what you think? 184 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,080 Don't mind him, don't let him bother you. 185 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,580 That's right. 186 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,160 He just likes to masturbate in the classroom. 187 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:02,990 The reason you like to goof around is because you don't concentrate on your studies. 188 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:02,750 Fuck. The reason you like to goof around is because you don't concentrate on your studies. 189 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:06,830 The reason you like to goof around is because you don't concentrate on your studies. 190 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:08,450 Yeah. 191 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:11,790 You're so clever, you are such a smart ass. 192 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,910 A nerd like Shen Chia-Yi 193 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,410 likes to poke her nose into other people's business whenever she gets a chance. 194 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,250 All you do is drawing these retarded figures every day. 195 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,620 Where's the future in that? 196 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,620 It's none of your business 197 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,450 I'm pretty much minding my own business. I just want to have a good laugh. 198 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:15,160 Moron. 199 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,330 How come every retard you drew is bald? 200 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,700 Do you discriminate against bald heads or retards? 201 00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:23,750 Mind your own business. 202 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:38,160 Man, you are as slow as a turtle! 203 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:01,080 Bye. 204 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:13,330 Ko-Teng. 205 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:16,160 Ko-Teng. 206 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,200 What? 207 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,250 Stop giving Shen Chia-Yi a hard time. 208 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:22,790 Yeah right. 209 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,080 That's all. 210 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,200 That's all??? 211 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,080 Every man wants to be the strongest man. 212 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,790 Including me. 213 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,160 One day 214 00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:47,540 I will be as strong as my master. 215 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:51,250 You are D.E.A.D. 216 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:02,700 The fact that I am so reckless has got something to do with my family. 217 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,580 Ma, shampoo is out. 218 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:09,040 Hey, put some clothes on. 219 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,830 You're a grown-up now 220 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,410 I know, it has grown so big, right? 221 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:22,870 My father also likes to walk around butt naked in the house. 222 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,290 The school called today. 223 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,950 What's the big deal about coed school? 224 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:35,290 Concentrate at school. 225 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,540 Stop goofing around. 226 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:42,990 What did I do? 227 00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:48,580 Eat first, while it's still hot. 228 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,870 Talk later. 229 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:58,080 Why are your grades always in the bottom percentile? 230 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:01,410 Is it because you are thinking about girls all the time, is that why? 231 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,700 No, I am not interested in girls! 232 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,750 I'm not interested in guys, either. 233 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,290 Speaking of girls. 234 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,410 Each one of my good friend 235 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,750 liked Shen Chia-Yi in a different way. 236 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,500 Groin, what are you doing? 237 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,620 Shen Chia-Yi 238 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,290 I have just invented a new magic trick 239 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:28,950 I want you to be the first one to see it. 240 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,120 Hu Chia-Wei, do you want to see it, too. 241 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:31,870 Is it a prank? Hu Chia-Wei, do you want to see it, too. 242 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:31,990 Hu Chia-Wei, do you want to see it, too. 243 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:33,790 No way. It's amazing. 244 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:35,830 Look closely. 245 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:38,080 Basically, Groin was on the right track. 246 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,330 It's to cheer the girls up and make them laugh. 247 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:42,990 Nothing in this hand, either. 248 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,990 Look closely. 249 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:56,120 Groin, you are such a bore. 250 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,330 Besides Groin's retarded magic. 251 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:02,540 Tsao had a very different way to make girls happy. 252 00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:07,750 Shen Chia-Yi. 253 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:11,910 Tsao Kuo-Sheng. 254 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,370 And no one gets it. 255 00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:18,250 A-Ho liked to read what grown-ups read. 256 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,160 So he knew many things that we didn't. 257 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,700 Shen Chia-Yi. 258 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,540 Do you remember the Air Supply album that I lent you. 259 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:27,370 Um... I remember. 260 00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:29,620 They are coming next month. 261 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,080 Do you want to go if I have tickets? 262 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,040 To Taipei? 263 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,330 We can take the train. 264 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:38,080 Hu Chia-Wei. 265 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,700 Do you want to go with us? 266 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:40,870 Yes, sure. 267 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:42,500 Sounds fun. 268 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:46,330 The adult's way is the most subtle way to chase after Shen Chia-Yi. 269 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,040 Who is Air Supply? 270 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:56,580 Someone said. 271 00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:01,080 Showing one's clumsy side is also another way to pursuit girls 272 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,120 I think. 273 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,790 Boner has tried this many times. 274 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:07,540 Hsu Bo-Chun. 275 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,250 Can you stop playing? 276 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,450 And it proves that his way doesn't work at all. 277 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,750 Me? Yes, there's also a girl I like. 278 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,580 But it's unlikely that we can develop anything at that point in time. 279 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,040 That's fine 280 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,540 I will grow up. 281 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,870 One day, I will turn to be the man that deserves her. 282 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,500 That day. 283 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,540 Nobody knew if the English teacher had lost money in the stock market 284 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,370 or her menstruation period went wild. 285 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,370 She had a shitty face. 286 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,250 She looked like she was about to kill someone. 287 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,200 Stand up. 288 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,250 Sit down. Let's begin 289 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:03,950 I thought 290 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,370 it would be great fun to see the smart ass student, Shen Chia-Yi 291 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,580 makes a blunder 292 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,290 I meant. 293 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,500 "I thought." 294 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:16,410 Stand up if you didn't bring your textbook. 295 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,080 Ko Ching-Teng 296 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,370 we have gone through a third of this semester. 297 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,750 And you don't even have your English textbook with you, which we use every day. 298 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,290 Are you serious about getting an education? 299 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,540 Chair. 300 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,580 Don't you know private schools are expensive? 301 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,580 If you don't even have your textbook 302 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,290 then why do you even bother coming to school? 303 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,700 Here to eat your lunchbox? 304 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:53,700 Lunch is essential! Of course I have to eat it. 305 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,830 You think you're very funny, huh? 306 00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:00,660 Have you no shame? 307 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,290 Raise your arms higher. 308 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,700 Raise them higher. 309 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,370 So weak! Didn't you eat? 310 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,990 Go do 10 rounds of squat jumps outside. 311 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,330 Did I ask you to put your hands down? 312 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,870 Higher! 313 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,330 (Reciting English textbook) 314 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,120 my friends 315 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:32,500 that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment 316 00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:34,370 I still have a dream 317 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:39,370 that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment 318 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,330 I still have a dream. 319 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:49,450 It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream 320 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,290 I have a dream 321 00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:54,790 that one day this nation will rise up. 322 00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:58,120 (Shen Chia-Yi would be kind of cute if she wasn't such a prude) 323 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:58,990 and live up the true meaning of its dream. (Shen Chia-Yi would be kind of cute if she wasn't such a prude) 324 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:03,790 and live up the true meaning of its dream. 325 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:21,410 What are you thinking? 326 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,290 You've been weird all day long. 327 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:24,950 Nothing. 328 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,790 Do you need an exorcism? 329 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,370 You are thinking too much. 330 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,870 Head office announcement 331 00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:45,620 Jay Chou in third year 332 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,040 please come to the head office now. 333 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,910 Sweet. 334 00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:04,870 What? 335 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,410 Thank you for yesterday. 336 00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,410 No big deal. I have no shame anyway. 337 00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:15,830 Thank you. 338 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:22,620 Why not just buy me a drink? 339 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,950 It's weird to hear you keep on saying "thank you". 340 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,790 Can I ask you a question? 341 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,200 Go ahead. 342 00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:32,660 Why don't you want to study? 343 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,700 It's not like I don't want to 344 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,120 I am afraid if I really tried 345 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:42,290 I would be so good that I would even scare myself. 346 00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:43,700 You better watch out then if I do study 347 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,330 I would beat you immediately. 348 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,500 Wanna take up the challenge? 349 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,370 Sure, why not. 350 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:19,910 Ko Ching-Teng. 351 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,500 What? 352 00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:37,330 This is a quiz I made up myself. 353 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,540 Take it and do it at home. 354 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,200 Bring it back tomorrow. 355 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:43,870 Are you for real? 356 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:45,790 A quiz made out of love. 357 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,830 And here is a math exercise book. 358 00:23:56,950 --> 00:24:00,120 See the questions I've highlighted in yellow? Do them three times. 359 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:00,990 You will probably score at least 50% in the next quiz. See the questions I've highlighted in yellow? Do them three times. 360 00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:03,040 You will probably score at least 50% in the next quiz. 361 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:04,700 Only 50% 362 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,620 I didn't say it's easy to get good grades 363 00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,830 I will give you some harder problems 364 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,700 after you finish the basics. 365 00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:15,040 What do I owe you? 366 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,450 Why should I listen to you? 367 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,830 Because I don't want to look down on you. 368 00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:20,370 Yeah right! 369 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,250 You can be so stuck up just because you have good grades. 370 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,040 Go on then, I don't really care 371 00:24:25,950 --> 00:24:28,660 I don't look down on people with bad grades 372 00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:29,540 I look down on you because 373 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:31,790 you pick on people with good grades 374 00:24:31,910 --> 00:24:34,330 while you don't even try to work hard. 375 00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:51,410 Put on some clothes. 376 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:52,750 Otherwise you'll catch a cold. 377 00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:53,750 That's impossible. 378 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,750 My master is Bruce Lee. 379 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,660 Swallow your food before you speak. 380 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:05,580 Why is our tissue paper running out so fast? 381 00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:28,120 What? 382 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,410 Your quiz. 383 00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:47,830 You made so many mistakes. 384 00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:50,660 You did the problems without reading the exercise book, didn't you? 385 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:55,660 You can find the answers for these two problems in the exercise book. 386 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:56,950 This one is harder. 387 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,910 It's not the kind of problem you can solve with a formula. 388 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,450 You need to use these theories. 389 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:03,620 You go home and read the parts I circled. 390 00:26:08,870 --> 00:26:10,370 It's such a pain to study. 391 00:26:10,910 --> 00:26:13,750 That's why people who are good at studying rule. 392 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,040 Why are you helping Ko Ching-Teng to study? 393 00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:24,160 Did you see his grades? 394 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,750 It's none of your business. 395 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,160 They are really bad. 396 00:26:31,450 --> 00:26:33,330 Still, it has nothing to do with you. 397 00:26:36,540 --> 00:26:40,120 Miss, this is yours and this is yours. 398 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:40,990 Thank you! Miss, this is yours and this is yours. 399 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:42,160 Thank you! 400 00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:50,370 It's so not you 401 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:56,120 I hate people who are lazy and have no sense of self-awareness at all. 402 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:58,950 Ok 403 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:03,500 I'm not talking about you. 404 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,410 You sure? 405 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,120 It's so boring to study 406 00:27:22,580 --> 00:27:25,080 I don't understand why Shen Chia-Yi can do this every day. 407 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:29,330 Do you have any idea? 408 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,290 Let me tell you. 409 00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:33,120 Being able to solve these tricky math questions. 410 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,250 Does nothing good in life! 411 00:27:47,370 --> 00:27:48,290 Here. 412 00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:52,370 Why do you work so hard? 413 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,750 No, I just study when I feel like it. 414 00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:56,830 If you want to study, study hard then. 415 00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:58,250 What do you mean "when you feel like it"? 416 00:27:58,370 --> 00:28:00,250 Fine, I will think about it. 417 00:28:00,950 --> 00:28:02,040 Eat porridge. 418 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,830 Don't finish it too quickly. 419 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:45,540 By the way 420 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,910 there was a new shipment in the store a few days ago. The whole package was unopened 421 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,040 so the store owner wants to sell the whole thing together. 422 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,500 Do you think I should buy the whole package of SKYBOX or two boxes of CC? 423 00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:58,330 SKYBOX is too expensive. 424 00:29:00,290 --> 00:29:02,040 So, two boxes of CC? 425 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,700 How many times did you jerk off yesterday? 426 00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:05,160 Why are you so tired? 427 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:08,410 Jerk off your ass. 428 00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:11,450 Mind your own business. 429 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:12,750 Fuck! 430 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,040 Get up and eat your meatballs. 431 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,870 If you don't eat it, I'm going to finish yours, too. 432 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:21,830 Shen Chia-Yi, check out my new magic. 433 00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:31,950 You idiot. 434 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,200 Not bad! 435 00:29:33,330 --> 00:29:34,200 Gross! 436 00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:35,700 It's the best this year. 437 00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:37,040 Isn't it? 438 00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:39,330 What are you guys doing? 439 00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:40,080 It's a new magic. 440 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:40,950 For real? Show me! Show me! 441 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,120 I will show you. 442 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:42,950 It's gross. I will show you. 443 00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:42,990 I will show you. 444 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:52,410 Just pretend that you are drinking, but don't swallow it. 445 00:29:59,330 --> 00:29:59,700 You suck. 446 00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:01,410 You are so gross. 447 00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:06,160 Make correction 448 00:30:06,290 --> 00:30:07,410 10 minutes. 449 00:30:08,330 --> 00:30:09,620 Because I am so damn smart 450 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,660 5 minutes is more than enough. 451 00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:25,620 Don't study in the toilet 452 00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:27,540 I am going to pee in my pants. 453 00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,620 Ma, stop scaring me. 454 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,290 Why would I? 455 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:33,290 Dump it out and come out. 456 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,410 Hurry up. 457 00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:51,040 Why are you up so late? 458 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,410 What the hell are you doing in there? 459 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,540 I am studying English 460 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:56,370 English is useless for you 461 00:30:56,870 --> 00:30:58,750 I FUCK YOU 462 00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:00,330 Go to sleep 463 00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:06,410 I sleep late because I study English very hard. 464 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,250 Hsieh Ming-Ho 465 00:31:11,450 --> 00:31:12,910 87% 466 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:15,370 Not bad, not bad. 467 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,870 Keep it up 468 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,580 Chang Chia-Chi 469 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,080 44% 470 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,830 Work harder. 471 00:31:26,830 --> 00:31:26,990 Ko Ching-Teng Work harder. 472 00:31:26,990 --> 00:31:28,330 Ko Ching-Teng 473 00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:29,870 75% 474 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,200 You have been studying hard lately? 475 00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:37,660 Not really, I am a genius. 476 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,040 Then, be a genius from now on. 477 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:42,950 Okay, Class dismiss. 478 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,370 Remember the test next week. 479 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,620 Genius? 480 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:48,750 Are you serious? 481 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:54,700 It's not a big deal that you know how to solve these problems 482 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:55,870 I bet you 483 00:31:56,990 --> 00:31:58,870 in 10 years time, I wouldn't even know what log is 484 00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:00,870 and it makes no difference to my life. 485 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:01,660 Emmmm... 486 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,290 You don't believe me? 487 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:05,660 I do. 488 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,750 Then, why do you still work so hard? 489 00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:11,370 You don't expect returns from everything you do. 490 00:32:12,950 --> 00:32:15,540 You really like to pitch high notes like adults, don't you? 491 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:21,370 It will be no help to your life whatsoever if you continue to be so childish like this. 492 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,330 How would you know 493 00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:24,950 if you've never been childish ever? 494 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,990 You know something is meaningless without trying it. 495 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,500 This is shit. 496 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,290 Next group 497 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:54,080 I heard you will become a zombie if you are bitten by one 498 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,120 I don't buy that. 499 00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,250 This must be some rumors. 500 00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:02,080 But he had to learn this from somewhere, right? 501 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,290 What are we going to do? 502 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:06,370 Hey. 503 00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:12,370 What? 504 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:15,870 Have you heard that rumor lately? 505 00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:18,830 You mean the one that every girl wants to date me? 506 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,540 Moron. 507 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,330 Okay, what is it? 508 00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:27,370 I heard some stowaways from China were drowned. 509 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,950 And they had became zombies 510 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,540 after their bodies were washed up on shore. 511 00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:34,250 Oh! Those zombies 512 00:33:34,370 --> 00:33:35,500 I've heard about them. 513 00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:41,870 They jumped, jumped and jumped all the way here. 514 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:41,990 Shit. They jumped, jumped and jumped all the way here. 515 00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:42,620 Shit. 516 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:43,700 Are you for real? 517 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,540 Of course. 518 00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:45,990 With whole bunch of people jumping around up in the hills at night Of course. 519 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:47,790 With whole bunch of people jumping around up in the hills at night 520 00:33:47,910 --> 00:33:49,160 what do you think they are? 521 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,080 Yes, I remember seeing that on the newspaper a few days ago. 522 00:33:54,870 --> 00:33:57,410 If they jumped harder 523 00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:59,660 they should have reached Baguashan Mountain by now. 524 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,830 So, do you want to see them? 525 00:34:24,370 --> 00:34:25,910 No way 526 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:30,580 I don't think you can see them even if they are real. 527 00:34:30,910 --> 00:34:34,450 Maybe they got lost in Baguashan Mountain 528 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:37,500 and jumped directly into Changhua city. 529 00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:40,200 Don't think it's impossible. 530 00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:42,370 Zombies don't have a sense of direction. 531 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:02,120 What? 532 00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:05,620 You and Shen Chia-Yi seem to have a lot to talk about lately. 533 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,040 Do me a favor. 534 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,370 No way. 535 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,370 Don't tell me you want to write a love letter? 536 00:35:10,870 --> 00:35:12,040 You write it 537 00:35:12,450 --> 00:35:13,750 and I copy it 538 00:35:13,870 --> 00:35:16,700 I don't think one drink is enough 539 00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:18,410 if she says yes 540 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:19,870 I will buy you one year worth. 541 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,830 Plus a Grant Hill 100:1 All-Star Card. 542 00:35:25,950 --> 00:35:28,500 Alright, deal. 543 00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:53,750 Ko Ching-Teng. 544 00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:55,500 Are you going to cram school tonight? 545 00:35:55,910 --> 00:35:57,620 What for? 546 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,660 You are so dumb, how can you not go! 547 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,830 Mind your own business. 548 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:07,910 Starting tonight 549 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,370 you stay here and study after school. 550 00:36:09,870 --> 00:36:11,700 Stay at school? 551 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:14,580 What's your problem? 552 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,200 I will stay, too. 553 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:18,950 What the hell? 554 00:36:25,370 --> 00:36:27,410 It turned out that Shen Chia-Yi stayed behind to study 555 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:29,830 when she didn't have to go to cram school. 556 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:42,660 So, you asked me to stay behind at school with you 557 00:36:42,790 --> 00:36:44,080 only because you are afraid of those zombies, right? 558 00:36:44,790 --> 00:36:46,660 I am just worried you're getting stupid. 559 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,330 Right. 560 00:36:57,870 --> 00:37:01,040 Tsao asked me to give you this letter. 561 00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:13,040 My dear Shen Chia-Yi 562 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,290 I like you very much. 563 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,160 As the song goes, "Nothing's gonna change my love for you. 564 00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:20,700 Making love out of nothing at all" 565 00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:24,120 barely expresses my feelings for you. 566 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,990 This is your handwriting. 567 00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:32,120 Ko Ching-Teng 568 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,580 I must say 569 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:36,750 you suck at writing love letters. 570 00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:37,870 What do you mean? 571 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,330 I am that close to William Shakespeare, okay? 572 00:37:41,290 --> 00:37:43,040 Since you have the time to write love letters for someone else. 573 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,830 Why don't you use the time to memorize some English vocabulary? 574 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:55,580 Ok. 575 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:59,790 Even though I am cute, smart and incredibly humorous 576 00:38:00,370 --> 00:38:02,410 don't fall in love with me easily. 577 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,250 Because I am a lone wolf traveling in the wild wind. 578 00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:08,540 Oh, thanks 579 00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:10,410 I'm not interested in guys who are dumber than me. 580 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:12,700 Shen Chia-Yi doesn't like guys that are dumber than her. 581 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:13,870 Dumb? 582 00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:16,580 Come on, I let you win on purpose 583 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,620 I don't study hard cause I don't want to beat you 584 00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,080 and I don't want to hurt your feelings! 585 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,540 Pardon me. 586 00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:24,790 Save your kindness, mister. You are welcome to try to beat me anytime! 587 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,830 I dare you to bet with me. 588 00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:33,370 Let's bet on... 589 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,830 Your hair. 590 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,830 How? 591 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,750 If you beat me in the next midterm 592 00:38:39,870 --> 00:38:41,540 you can do whatever you want to me. 593 00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:43,290 But, if I won 594 00:38:44,410 --> 00:38:46,700 you will have to wear a ponytail for a month. 595 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:49,370 Sure, whatever. 596 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,500 It's not like you would win anyway! 597 00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:55,660 I was struck by her cocky confidence right away. 598 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:29,580 Hey, you. 599 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,580 Why on earth you need to study freaking English 600 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:32,750 in the middle of the night? 601 00:39:44,410 --> 00:39:45,450 I fuck you 602 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,330 I fuck you too 603 00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:50,700 I fuck your mother. 604 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,080 What's wrong with you? 605 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,080 Fuck you fuck you 606 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,870 I love you 607 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,580 I LOVE YOU 608 00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:16,370 Hey, Ma'am. 609 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,330 A super hot and charming jar head, please. 610 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,790 Idiot, how can a jar head be handsome? 611 00:41:20,910 --> 00:41:22,120 Of course there is. 612 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:22,990 Give it a try if you don't believe me. Of course there is. 613 00:41:22,990 --> 00:41:23,620 Give it a try if you don't believe me. 614 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,540 Here, I don't owe you any more. 615 00:41:58,700 --> 00:41:59,910 Stop that. 616 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,910 Rumor has it that Inoue Takehiko has died a couple weeks ago! 617 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,870 I heard that he died in a car accident. 618 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,910 Really. 619 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,790 No wonder I felt something was different in his drawing style. 620 00:42:11,870 --> 00:42:16,830 More powerful that is, how can such a genius die just like that. 621 00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:52,750 Don't you think... 622 00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:54,040 Think What? 623 00:42:54,870 --> 00:42:58,040 Don't you think Shen Chia-Yi likes me? 624 00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:00,830 If not, why would she wear a ponytail today? 625 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:02,540 Maybe! 626 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:07,120 How did Shen Chia-Yi know I like girls who wear ponytails? 627 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:08,660 You too? 628 00:43:08,790 --> 00:43:11,500 I always like girls who wear ponytails. 629 00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:12,790 So do! 630 00:43:13,450 --> 00:43:16,700 I don't know why Shen Chia-Yi wore a ponytail that day even though she won the bet. 631 00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:18,540 However, ever since then 632 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:22,620 studying hard had become an enthusiastic thing for me. 633 00:43:34,790 --> 00:43:37,950 The class funds went missing. 634 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:43,580 It was still here when the class leader checked about an hour ago. 635 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,160 Now school is almost finished. 636 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:52,500 Who else could have stolen that money? 637 00:43:53,290 --> 00:43:55,750 It must be someone sitting in this classroom! 638 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,250 Whoever stole that money, you better turn yourself in right now. 639 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:05,580 Otherwise, don't blame me for being too harsh afterwards. 640 00:44:14,910 --> 00:44:15,500 Fine. 641 00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:20,660 It's okay if no one wants to admit it 642 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:25,790 I guarantee that the thief is sitting right here in this room. 643 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,040 The person must thinks that he can get away with this. 644 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:31,330 Good 645 00:44:33,410 --> 00:44:34,660 very good. 646 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:38,410 Now, take out your pen, everyone. 647 00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:42,290 And write down the name of the person that you think it's most likely to be the thief. 648 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,660 The top three named 649 00:44:45,790 --> 00:44:49,330 will have to bring your bags forward, and I will check them personally. 650 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,830 Now! 651 00:44:54,950 --> 00:44:57,200 Take out your paper right now. 652 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,160 Tsao Kuo-Sheng. 653 00:45:04,290 --> 00:45:05,660 What are you doing? 654 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,040 Sir. 655 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,790 Who do you think you are to have us suspect our own classmates? 656 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:09,990 Now who is the supervisor? Are you or am I? Who do you think you are to have us suspect our own classmates? 657 00:45:09,990 --> 00:45:12,160 Now who is the supervisor? Are you or am I? 658 00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:16,370 You are, sir. 659 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,790 But you are an ass hole! 660 00:45:18,410 --> 00:45:19,290 What did you say? 661 00:45:19,410 --> 00:45:20,950 I said you are an asshole. 662 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,410 Ko Ching-Teng, Tsao Kuo-Sheng 663 00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:27,290 I think you guys are bluffing 664 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,830 bring your bags now and I will check yours first. 665 00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:33,540 Excuse me, Sir. 666 00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:34,830 You have no right to do that 667 00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:37,830 I have no right to do what? 668 00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,540 You can't ask us to write down names and vote on such a thing. 669 00:45:40,660 --> 00:45:42,540 You can't ask us to suspect our own classmates. 670 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:44,950 We can just all pay the fees again. 671 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,620 It's no big deal. 672 00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:47,580 Exactly. 673 00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:48,830 We can just pay again. 674 00:45:48,950 --> 00:45:53,120 Being an honor student doesn't mean that you can say whatever you want. 675 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,160 Bring your bag over here. 676 00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:56,660 No way. 677 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,450 We are not thieves. 678 00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:02,370 Douche. 679 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,040 What did you say? 680 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,450 I said you are a douchebag. 681 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,080 Bring your bags over now, all of you. 682 00:46:10,450 --> 00:46:11,250 No. 683 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,080 Sir 684 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,620 I now suspect that you have no balls. 685 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:21,790 Take your pants off now. 686 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:22,950 What did you say? 687 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:23,910 Take your pants off. 688 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,620 Bring your bags over. 689 00:46:26,790 --> 00:46:28,120 Fine, here you go! 690 00:46:40,790 --> 00:46:42,580 Stop staring at me. 691 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,330 It's very embarrassing. I feel so ashamed. 692 00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:46,870 There is nothing to be ashamed of. 693 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,120 You kicked ass! 694 00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:51,120 Don't need to be too serious about this. 695 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,370 Shen Chia-Yi. 696 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,200 Relax a bit. 697 00:46:55,790 --> 00:46:57,540 Just pretend, it's no big deal. 698 00:46:57,660 --> 00:47:00,410 Those teachers are not watching anyway. 699 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:04,250 It's kind of nice to be a bad student once in a while, isn't it? 700 00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:06,580 I am so ashamed. 701 00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:11,000 Ever since I knew you from junior high 702 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,290 that was the only time I was amazed by how tough you really are. 703 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,540 Shen Chia-Yi, you rock! 704 00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:19,540 You look so pretty even when you cry. 705 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,750 Yeah. 706 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,700 Super duper cool. 707 00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:26,200 Unbelievably cool. 708 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:38,370 Unlike quizzes 709 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,080 you never find a correct answer in life. 710 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,200 No one really knew who stole our money, but no one really cared. 711 00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:50,330 All I remembered from that day was Shen Chia-Yi's face 712 00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:53,160 beautifully and delicately engraved in my heart. 713 00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:14,950 Six years ago, when we first stepped in to Jing-Cheng high school 714 00:48:15,330 --> 00:48:18,500 we were all young and immature. 715 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:22,410 Although we had great dreams about our future 716 00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:27,330 we weren't really sure what we were going to learn and encounter during these years. 717 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:32,000 Thanks to the teachers who led us and furnished us with abundant knowledge. 718 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,080 Thanks to all the peers who accompanied us throughout the years 719 00:48:35,620 --> 00:48:39,950 with bitter and sweet memories. 720 00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:45,250 Ching-Chen high school represents our young and crazy days 721 00:48:45,370 --> 00:48:47,620 it gave us the most wonderful times of our life. 722 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:49,250 From now on 723 00:48:49,370 --> 00:48:54,290 it's time for us to spread our wings and chase our dreams. 724 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,290 So long, my friends. 725 00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,660 So long, my friends. 726 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,290 How I envy you. 727 00:49:50,410 --> 00:49:53,750 You have so many guys chasing after you throughout the years! 728 00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:58,080 Yes, it's quite nice to be liked by someone. 729 00:49:58,910 --> 00:50:00,160 But... 730 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:06,290 Don't tell me that you feel annoyed because you are too popular. 731 00:50:06,410 --> 00:50:07,540 No 732 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,950 I just think that I am a very lucky girl. 733 00:50:15,290 --> 00:50:18,200 So, have you decided? 734 00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:19,910 Decided what? 735 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,250 Decided whom you want to be with. 736 00:50:26,870 --> 00:50:29,290 Come on, you can't even tell me? 737 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:34,330 Ok, if... 738 00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:38,500 I will be really happy. 739 00:50:48,450 --> 00:50:50,910 Happy graduation. 740 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,330 Finally, the colleague entrance exam came. 741 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,410 To me, the exam was more like a test for Shen Chia-Yi's special training programs 742 00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:07,410 rather than an exam for college. 743 00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:40,620 We spent most of our time at the beach during the summer before college. 744 00:52:21,950 --> 00:52:22,830 They are so childish 745 00:52:22,950 --> 00:52:24,450 I know, so childish. 746 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,870 You don't really like childish guys, do you? 747 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:29,830 No. 748 00:52:31,450 --> 00:52:33,580 Who do you think is the most childish one among them all. 749 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,500 Ko-Teng, maybe? 750 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:42,500 How about me? 751 00:52:46,620 --> 00:52:48,870 You are so childish. 752 00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:13,870 Now that we have graduated 753 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,080 have you thought about what you want to do in the future? 754 00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:21,700 I want to work in the Hsinchu Science and Industrial Park 755 00:53:21,830 --> 00:53:24,160 so I can get stocks for bonuses and tons of money. 756 00:53:24,290 --> 00:53:25,620 And then I can marry Shen Chia-Yi... 757 00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:26,620 or Hu Chia-Wei. 758 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,450 Who wants to marry you? 759 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,790 I want to study abroad. 760 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,700 It'll be such a waste of money, okay? 761 00:53:37,830 --> 00:53:39,290 Oh, fuck off. 762 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,950 Study abroad? 763 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,660 I want to study abroad, too. 764 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,160 Maybe I will apply for government scholarships and get an MBA degree 765 00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:57,700 I want to keep on playing basketball. 766 00:53:57,830 --> 00:54:01,040 And maybe one day make my way to NBA. 767 00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:05,370 What about you, Chia-Wei? 768 00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:09,160 Me? 769 00:54:09,290 --> 00:54:11,370 I think I will find myself a rich man to marry. 770 00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:13,660 Go away. 771 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,450 What about you, Shen Chia-Yi? 772 00:54:18,290 --> 00:54:21,660 I don't expect much about my future, really. 773 00:54:30,830 --> 00:54:32,410 Ko-Teng, it's your turn 774 00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:37,080 I want to be a kickass person. 775 00:54:39,830 --> 00:54:42,370 What are you talking about? 776 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,370 What is a kickass person? 777 00:54:46,790 --> 00:54:52,370 I want the world to be a little bit better because of me. 778 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,410 And you are the only person that is going to make my world better. 779 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,580 Hello. Yes? 780 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,040 I am a nerd 781 00:56:00,410 --> 00:56:02,330 I am a bookworm. 782 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,120 Ever since junior high and high school. 783 00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:10,290 All I did was studying 784 00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:15,160 I still screwed it up. 785 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,120 No matter which university you go to 786 00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:18,500 there is something that I want to say to you. 787 00:57:20,910 --> 00:57:21,290 Please. 788 00:57:21,410 --> 00:57:23,950 Don't tell me you like me now 789 00:57:26,290 --> 00:57:27,750 I do like you 790 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,830 and you knew that already. 791 00:57:30,910 --> 00:57:33,620 What do you want to tell me, then? 792 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,990 The results were out. 793 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,080 A-Ho got into Economics Major in National Tsing Hua University 794 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,830 which means he made one step forward to his overseas dream. 795 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,250 Groin got into Information Engineering at Feng Chia University 796 00:58:31,370 --> 00:58:34,040 to become one of those Science Park smart engineers. 797 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:43,500 Tsao got into Chemical Engineering at Cheng Kung University. 798 00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:47,620 So I guess it's most unlikely that he would make it into NBA. 799 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:50,200 Although Shen Chia-Yi didn't do as well as she expected 800 00:58:50,330 --> 00:58:52,660 she still got into University of Education 801 00:58:52,790 --> 00:58:57,370 I could totally imagine Shen Chia-Yi being a teacher, it really suits her. 802 00:59:04,330 --> 00:59:05,160 Here, for you. 803 00:59:08,540 --> 00:59:09,620 What is this? 804 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:12,040 I drew it myself. 805 00:59:12,660 --> 00:59:13,660 Not my best work 806 00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:16,290 but I think it's okay. 807 00:59:21,830 --> 00:59:22,830 Thanks. 808 00:59:34,950 --> 00:59:38,910 Shen Chia-Yi, promise me something. 809 00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:42,620 Don't let boys get you too soon after you go to college. 810 00:59:43,950 --> 00:59:44,790 Ok? 811 00:59:46,790 --> 00:59:48,250 What are you talking about? 812 01:00:34,450 --> 01:00:36,580 You Are the Apple of My Eye. 813 01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:46,870 Oh, yes, as for the masturbating Boner. 814 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,750 He decided to stay and take the college entrance exam again. 815 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:56,250 Take the entrance exam next year with me please! 816 01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:01,830 I have also come to the next stage in my life 817 01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:05,540 a school without Shen Chia-Yi 818 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:14,290 I never thought that Shen Chia-Yi would not be the first girl that I hold hands with. 819 01:01:14,790 --> 01:01:17,580 Instead of her, it was a girl named... 820 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:18,580 Named... 821 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:20,500 Hello, my name was Hsu Ke-Shin. 822 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,160 Hi, my name is Ko Ching-Teng. 823 01:01:29,370 --> 01:01:31,620 There were many weird stories in the dormitory. 824 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:33,540 Most of them were ghost stories. 825 01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:34,250 But 826 01:01:34,370 --> 01:01:37,250 there's one story about a four-legged beast. 827 01:01:37,370 --> 01:01:39,160 It was definitely real... 828 01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:52,250 My roommates came from all walks of life. 829 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,450 Hsiao-Lun was a muscle maniac, who did nothing but lifted weights all day long. 830 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,410 The ultimate weirdo is Yi-Chi. 831 01:02:04,540 --> 01:02:07,660 He was never in the classroom because he's always reading Manga. 832 01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:15,700 Chien-Han, who started to prepare for graduate school from the day he arrived 833 01:02:15,830 --> 01:02:17,830 was studying twenty four seven. 834 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:21,870 Luckily, we had some common interests to talk about. 835 01:02:24,290 --> 01:02:27,500 See, Iijima Ai is way too old. 836 01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:29,160 Her tits have turned dark. 837 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:32,370 Emmm... Madoza Ozawa looks hotter and yummier 838 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,120 Anna Ohura is not too bad, either 839 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:39,120 I have some nice stuff called the Human Sex Program. 840 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:39,990 Let's watch it together later. I have some nice stuff called the Human Sex Program. 841 01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:41,000 Let's watch it together later. 842 01:02:41,410 --> 01:02:44,450 Don't you think it's too weird to watch cartoon characters having sex? 843 01:02:45,450 --> 01:02:47,950 There're ones with dogs and eels, too. 844 01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:54,330 That was the time before mobile phones were common. 845 01:02:54,450 --> 01:02:57,830 At night, all the guys acted like they casted a spell. 846 01:02:57,950 --> 01:03:00,450 Everyone one of us was lining up in front the telephone booth 847 01:03:02,870 --> 01:03:07,620 I miss you so much my sweetie little pumpkin pie 848 01:03:09,450 --> 01:03:13,910 I miss you 10 times every hour on a regular basis. 849 01:03:15,330 --> 01:03:16,870 It's true. 850 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:20,250 So do you miss me this much, too? 851 01:03:22,790 --> 01:03:25,250 How many times per hour? 852 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:29,580 10 times at least? 853 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:35,950 Hey. 854 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,370 You are not asleep yet, are you? 855 01:03:39,450 --> 01:03:40,160 No, not yet. 856 01:03:40,290 --> 01:03:41,250 Go to sleep 857 01:03:41,370 --> 01:03:44,000 I talked to Shen Chia-Yi every night. 858 01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:46,790 Sometimes, she fell asleep in the middle of our conversations. 859 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:49,790 Sometimes I spent all my money on phone calls and left no money for food. 860 01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:52,120 Welcome party? Next week. 861 01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:53,500 Next week. 862 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,660 Listen. 863 01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,200 Can you please not dance with anyone? 864 01:04:00,910 --> 01:04:03,040 Why not? 865 01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:05,250 Because... 866 01:04:05,370 --> 01:04:08,870 Ok, I know we are not seeing each other yet. 867 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,040 But those guys who you don't even know. 868 01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:13,750 Can you not let them hold your hands? 869 01:04:14,410 --> 01:04:16,160 I haven't even held them myself. 870 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:17,700 What about you? 871 01:04:17,830 --> 01:04:19,040 You didn't dance with anyone? 872 01:04:19,540 --> 01:04:22,990 I don't believe you didn't hold any girl's hands. 873 01:04:23,370 --> 01:04:26,200 Oh, well... yeah, but only a little bit. 874 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,700 That's because... 875 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,370 I imagined that she was you. 876 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,660 Oh please, I don't believe you. 877 01:04:33,790 --> 01:04:34,370 Really. 878 01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:36,330 Then I can also imagine the guy I dance with was you. 879 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:37,500 No man, I'm for real. 880 01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:39,370 All right, I am serious. 881 01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:41,160 Don't let anyone hold your hands. 882 01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:43,830 Bye. 883 01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:52,290 Finally, it was the first Christmas after we entered college. 884 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,290 Hey. 885 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,830 Is this considered a date? 886 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,370 Why ask me? 887 01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:12,450 Why is it so cold in Taipei? 888 01:05:35,540 --> 01:05:36,660 Hurry up, my turn for a picture! 889 01:05:36,790 --> 01:05:38,660 Hurry up! It's leaving. 890 01:05:56,540 --> 01:05:57,580 Oops, I didn't get it. 891 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:00,750 You. 892 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,250 Come back. 893 01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:25,700 Ko Ching-Teng. 894 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,500 Do you really like me a lot? 895 01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:30,080 Yes, I do. 896 01:06:31,370 --> 01:06:32,750 Very much 897 01:06:34,910 --> 01:06:38,870 I always feel that you give me too much credit 898 01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,580 I'm not as good as you think 899 01:06:42,370 --> 01:06:48,000 I feel weird about the fact that you like me. 900 01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:51,330 What's so weird about it? 901 01:06:52,870 --> 01:06:55,910 There is another side of me that you don't know about 902 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:59,500 I am very sloppy at home. 903 01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:00,870 Emm... 904 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,870 I get very grumpy when I wake up early. 905 01:07:04,410 --> 01:07:08,160 And I get pissed off with my little sister at times just for minor stuff 906 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,620 I am... you know. 907 01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:12,370 Very ordinary. 908 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:22,620 Maybe, the person that you like 909 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,990 is in your imagination 910 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:27,830 I am not that imaginative. 911 01:07:31,450 --> 01:07:32,620 Look. 912 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,750 Think carefully. 913 01:07:35,330 --> 01:07:36,870 Do you like me that much? 914 01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:38,660 Hell yeah. 915 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,700 You are so childish. 916 01:07:42,830 --> 01:07:44,330 You didn't even think through it. 917 01:07:44,450 --> 01:07:45,660 Think about it carefully before you tell me. 918 01:07:50,330 --> 01:07:52,410 What did Shen Chia-Yi mean? 919 01:07:52,830 --> 01:07:55,620 Was she trying to turn me down in a nice way? 920 01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:55,990 I was afraid. Was she trying to turn me down in a nice way? 921 01:07:55,990 --> 01:07:57,000 I was afraid. 922 01:07:57,660 --> 01:08:01,160 For a long time, I always thought that I am a confident guy. 923 01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:03,500 At that moment, I realized that 924 01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:07,910 I was really a coward in front of the girl I liked. 925 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:38,410 What do you wish for? 926 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,290 Write your own, no peeking. 927 01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,700 Come on, I just want to have a look. 928 01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:57,410 Shen Chia-Yi 929 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,750 I like you very much 930 01:09:01,870 --> 01:09:03,200 I like you a lot. 931 01:09:04,540 --> 01:09:07,950 One day you will be mine. 932 01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:11,870 One day, I will make you mine. 933 01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:19,250 Do you want to know the answer? 934 01:09:20,870 --> 01:09:22,660 I can tell you right now. 935 01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:28,200 No 936 01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:31,700 I didn't ask you. 937 01:09:31,830 --> 01:09:34,500 So you can't turn me down. 938 01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:38,160 You really don't want to know? 939 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,700 Please don't tell me now. 940 01:09:45,370 --> 01:09:48,910 Just let me keep on liking you. 941 01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:09,120 Every guy wants to show his strongest side. 942 01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:11,000 Especially in front of the girl he likes. 943 01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:14,370 So what should I show to Shen Chia-Yi? 944 01:10:14,830 --> 01:10:19,040 It took me a long time before the answer suddenly hit me one day. 945 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,370 Why can't you just go pee in the toilet? 946 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:36,250 Man, it's far. 947 01:10:39,330 --> 01:10:41,330 Hey, are you going out? 948 01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:43,660 Empty this for me on your way out, will you? 949 01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:47,290 You fucking serious? 950 01:10:47,870 --> 01:10:50,620 Come on, just do me a favor... 951 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,160 Don't you guys think. 952 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:54,870 It's time to battle? 953 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,330 Come on. 954 01:10:58,450 --> 01:10:59,450 Let's fight 955 01:11:02,410 --> 01:11:02,870 I am organizing a competition. 956 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,200 Anyone wants to join me? 957 01:11:05,830 --> 01:11:07,120 Anyone wants to join the competition? 958 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:09,750 Anyone wants to fight? 959 01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:11,620 Fighting competition, anyone? 960 01:11:12,410 --> 01:11:13,660 Do you want to fight in a competition? 961 01:11:13,790 --> 01:11:15,040 Do you want to fight in a combat tournament? 962 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,330 Anyone wants to fight? 963 01:11:16,450 --> 01:11:17,330 Anyone wants to join? 964 01:11:19,910 --> 01:11:22,500 Can I stay until you guys finish? 965 01:11:22,620 --> 01:11:23,830 What's the big deal with the regular sports? 966 01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:26,040 Combat is definitely cooler. 967 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,580 Seriously, you have to be here 968 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:29,700 I just put out posters. 969 01:11:29,830 --> 01:11:31,580 It's going to be a full house. 970 01:11:32,290 --> 01:11:34,450 Why do you want to organize such a dangerous competition? 971 01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:36,370 Don't you guys need to study and look after your marks? 972 01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:37,660 Exactly! People study way too hard. 973 01:11:37,790 --> 01:11:39,660 That's why they need to exercise 974 01:11:39,790 --> 01:11:40,950 I want to give them some trainings. 975 01:11:41,790 --> 01:11:43,160 It's just a fight. 976 01:11:43,870 --> 01:11:47,250 Fine, if you really want to put it that way 977 01:11:49,370 --> 01:11:52,290 I really don't get you sometimes. 978 01:12:11,950 --> 01:12:13,700 You can nail this easily 979 01:12:16,410 --> 01:12:18,580 I thought everyone in college was a pussy 980 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,290 I was wrong. 981 01:12:20,790 --> 01:12:22,120 There was a tough guy named Chien-Wei. 982 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:25,660 He was the second chair of the taekwondo club, a black belt. 983 01:12:25,790 --> 01:12:27,080 He looked cocky. 984 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,450 And he looked tough. 985 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:31,790 Just the kind of guy that I was looking for. 986 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,790 We follow the rules of the highest martial arts order in the world. 987 01:12:36,910 --> 01:12:38,750 No killing. 988 01:12:38,870 --> 01:12:40,330 You cannot go outside of the boundaries. 989 01:12:40,450 --> 01:12:42,370 No kicking on penises. 990 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:46,540 You lose if you are knocked down and unable to get up after the referee counts to 10. 991 01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:48,870 Ready! 992 01:12:49,790 --> 01:12:51,120 Put it on. 993 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:52,370 What the hell? 994 01:12:52,830 --> 01:12:55,000 Wear it so I know I won't kill you. 995 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,870 Go fuck yourself. 996 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,330 Go 997 01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,700 I am going to kill you. 998 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,290 Punch him with Gazelle punch. 999 01:14:04,950 --> 01:14:06,410 Stand up. 1000 01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:07,330 Ko-Teng. 1001 01:14:07,450 --> 01:14:08,160 Hurry up. 1002 01:14:08,290 --> 01:14:11,620 Fight back. 1003 01:14:12,410 --> 01:14:14,290 Ko-Teng, fight back. 1004 01:14:14,410 --> 01:14:15,870 Beat him up. 1005 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,910 Stand up and beat him, stand up. 1006 01:14:39,580 --> 01:14:50,000 One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven. 1007 01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:53,080 Ko-Teng stand up. 1008 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:54,080 Stand up now. 1009 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,870 Time is running out. 1010 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,410 Ko-Teng. 1011 01:14:57,540 --> 01:14:59,040 Fight back. 1012 01:15:17,290 --> 01:15:18,500 Who is that? She's so hot. 1013 01:15:23,370 --> 01:15:25,200 Hey! I didn't see you when the game was over 1014 01:15:25,330 --> 01:15:26,370 I thought I was knocked out... 1015 01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:27,950 Did you see that guy? 1016 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,200 He kicked my ass so bad 1017 01:15:29,330 --> 01:15:29,910 I couldn't get away from him. 1018 01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:31,120 Was it fun? 1019 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,540 Not bad! 1020 01:15:32,660 --> 01:15:34,250 I was so excited when I saw you! 1021 01:15:34,370 --> 01:15:37,000 Answer my question, was it fun? 1022 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:39,660 Now what? 1023 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,950 Why did you insist on organizing such a weird competition? 1024 01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:44,540 What's the meaning of it? 1025 01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:46,700 Don't you think it's super cool? 1026 01:15:46,830 --> 01:15:48,540 That kind of... win or lose between two men. 1027 01:15:48,660 --> 01:15:50,250 It's just violence. 1028 01:15:50,370 --> 01:15:51,330 Ko Ching-Teng. 1029 01:15:51,450 --> 01:15:53,870 You organized a game to get yourself hurt. 1030 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,370 Why are you so childish? 1031 01:15:56,830 --> 01:15:57,660 Childish? 1032 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,660 Right, childish. 1033 01:15:59,790 --> 01:16:01,120 Very childish. 1034 01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:02,080 Let me ask you something. 1035 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,830 What exactly did you learn from this game? 1036 01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:07,000 "Learn"? 1037 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:09,500 Why do I have to learn something from everything that I do? 1038 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,700 At least you learned that having a competition like this will get yourself hurt. 1039 01:16:12,830 --> 01:16:15,000 And it is totally unnecessary. 1040 01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:16,540 You are so childish. 1041 01:16:16,660 --> 01:16:19,160 See those bruises on your face? You deserve it 1042 01:16:19,870 --> 01:16:20,950 I am childish? 1043 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,500 Do you know this competition is a fantastic experience for me? 1044 01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:25,620 Can't you just be happy for me? 1045 01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:28,200 So you are going to do it again? 1046 01:16:28,330 --> 01:16:29,290 Of course I will do it again. 1047 01:16:29,410 --> 01:16:30,450 Why not? 1048 01:16:31,410 --> 01:16:32,250 Grow up will you? 1049 01:16:33,830 --> 01:16:36,080 Why do you always look down on things that matter to me? 1050 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:39,700 Things that matter to you are things that hurt you? 1051 01:16:42,450 --> 01:16:43,160 Fine 1052 01:16:43,290 --> 01:16:43,910 I am childish. 1053 01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:46,120 And that's why I would go after such a good school girl like you 1054 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,450 I am this naive so I could chase you for so long. 1055 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,450 Stop trying then. 1056 01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:11,500 Idiot. 1057 01:17:11,870 --> 01:17:14,120 Right! I am an idiot. 1058 01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:16,580 Moron. 1059 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,120 Only a moron can keep on trying to chase after you for such a long time. 1060 01:17:20,910 --> 01:17:22,450 You don't understand anything. 1061 01:17:22,910 --> 01:17:24,660 No, I don't understand anything. 1062 01:17:31,910 --> 01:17:35,410 The cruelest part in “growing up” 1063 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,790 is that girls are always more mature than guys of the same age. 1064 01:17:39,950 --> 01:17:44,250 No guys can handle girls at their age. 1065 01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:48,120 What? A big fight? 1066 01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:50,500 Does that mean you are not going to be a couple after this? 1067 01:17:50,620 --> 01:17:52,370 What's your problem? 1068 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,660 For real? Not plans of making up? 1069 01:17:54,790 --> 01:17:56,790 Oh yes, so I have a chance now? 1070 01:17:56,910 --> 01:17:58,500 Tsao took off right away on his motorcycle 1071 01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:01,700 and rode from Tainan to Taipei. 1072 01:18:01,830 --> 01:18:03,870 He was ready to confess his love to Shen Chia-Yi. 1073 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,040 A-Ho, on the other hand, bought a ticket for the next train. 1074 01:18:17,540 --> 01:18:18,870 It turned out that 1075 01:18:19,410 --> 01:18:21,040 the train is faster 1076 01:18:23,290 --> 01:18:25,330 I know we have always been good friends. 1077 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:33,750 But somehow I always knew that Ko-Teng is the one. 1078 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,370 Being childish is something that 1079 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,160 I can never learn. 1080 01:18:43,830 --> 01:18:49,370 Even though you said you hate childish guys. 1081 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,540 Every time when you called Ko-Teng childish 1082 01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:54,330 I can tell how much you like that childishness in him. 1083 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,200 Why are you telling me this now? 1084 01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:02,660 If I don't do anything now 1085 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,540 you guys will get back together eventually. 1086 01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:06,830 Right? 1087 01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:15,160 I am sorry. 1088 01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:19,000 Since you guys are not in good terms now, I would like to take my chances. 1089 01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:56,580 When Tsao saw A-Ho and Shen Chia-Yi walked across the street, he took off again. 1090 01:19:57,790 --> 01:20:02,120 This time, he rode his way around the whole island. 1091 01:20:06,830 --> 01:20:08,290 When Tsao made it to Tainan 1092 01:20:08,410 --> 01:20:11,870 he took the wrong exit so he went straight to Chiayi. 1093 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:16,580 Then he thought why not just take another round around Taiwan. 1094 01:20:17,290 --> 01:20:20,410 This time, he stopped to picked me up. 1095 01:20:24,910 --> 01:20:26,080 What? 1096 01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:33,200 Fuck. 1097 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,120 What do you want? 1098 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:38,540 Hit me back. 1099 01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:44,700 What's your freaking problem? 1100 01:20:45,910 --> 01:20:47,410 Idiot? 1101 01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:07,200 I was heart broken 1102 01:21:08,790 --> 01:21:10,660 I had lost Shen Chia-Yi. 1103 01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:16,580 There was nothing left in me 1104 01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:24,620 I met quite a lot of girls after I lost Shen Chia-Yi. 1105 01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:27,540 It's just that they all happened to be Japanese. 1106 01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:30,330 For that, I felt there was something missing in my heart. 1107 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,370 Sakuragi Hanamichi was right. 1108 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,870 You can only use one hand, your left hand. 1109 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,500 Because you need your right hand on the mouse. 1110 01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:42,120 What's the point of us masturbating all day long? 1111 01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,290 Who cares? 1112 01:21:43,410 --> 01:21:44,540 As long as I get to ejaculate, who cares! 1113 01:21:44,660 --> 01:21:46,750 I am coming, I am coming, I AM COMING! 1114 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:49,700 Even though getting a diploma might not be crucial 1115 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:52,080 but a bachelor degree seems to be not enough 1116 01:21:52,330 --> 01:21:55,700 I admit that I might be childish, just like how Shen Chia-Yi described me. 1117 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,620 A-Ho has been a really good friend of mine. 1118 01:21:57,750 --> 01:22:01,200 But I just couldn't bring myself to congratulate him. 1119 01:22:05,830 --> 01:22:07,580 It'd be nice to plan things ahead. 1120 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:10,330 We should start thinking about graduate schools. 1121 01:22:10,450 --> 01:22:12,870 If you really want to be a teacher. 1122 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,540 Then getting a Master of education would be nice. 1123 01:22:16,450 --> 01:22:20,620 At least people will pay you more in the future. 1124 01:23:10,620 --> 01:23:13,950 A-Ho was with Shen Chia-Yi for only five months. 1125 01:23:14,410 --> 01:23:17,830 But that was more than enough to make me jealous like hell. 1126 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:40,500 Fuck, what's happening? 1127 01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:41,830 Shit. 1128 01:24:41,950 --> 01:24:46,040 Fuck, what's going on! 1129 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:51,040 Ghost! Ghost! Let's get the hell out of here! 1130 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:56,330 Shit... ghost? Where? Where? 1131 01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:58,830 This is crazy, man! 1132 01:24:59,950 --> 01:25:02,500 My mom just called and said that the hotel next to my house just collapsed. 1133 01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:03,790 You are from Taipei, aren't you? 1134 01:25:03,910 --> 01:25:05,660 So the epicenter is in Taipei? 1135 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,500 It's too crowded here, the system is probably overloaded. 1136 01:25:08,620 --> 01:25:11,290 Try to give it a shot at somewhere less crowded. 1137 01:25:11,410 --> 01:25:12,790 Are you sure? 1138 01:25:12,910 --> 01:25:14,330 I don't know. 1139 01:26:42,830 --> 01:26:44,040 Hello. 1140 01:26:44,410 --> 01:26:45,330 Ko-Teng? 1141 01:26:46,370 --> 01:26:47,250 I am safe, don't worry. 1142 01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:49,040 Everyone is out on the street, though. 1143 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:50,160 Thank god 1144 01:26:50,290 --> 01:26:51,700 I heard that the epicenter is in Taipei. 1145 01:26:51,830 --> 01:26:53,830 And the whole building collapsed 1146 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,500 anyway. 1147 01:26:57,870 --> 01:26:59,620 Good to hear that you are safe. 1148 01:27:01,330 --> 01:27:02,660 Thank you. 1149 01:27:10,370 --> 01:27:11,750 Alright then 1150 01:27:12,950 --> 01:27:14,910 better go. 1151 01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:16,290 Wait a minute 1152 01:27:16,410 --> 01:27:17,250 I am touched, really. 1153 01:27:17,620 --> 01:27:19,290 Yeah right. 1154 01:27:19,410 --> 01:27:21,700 You are the girl that I chased for years! 1155 01:27:21,830 --> 01:27:23,200 Who else is going to share this memory with me 1156 01:27:23,330 --> 01:27:25,620 if you are gone. 1157 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,450 Hey, come on. 1158 01:27:27,580 --> 01:27:29,290 You didn't even try to contact me in the past two years. 1159 01:27:29,750 --> 01:27:31,200 You didn't call either. 1160 01:27:31,330 --> 01:27:32,450 How dare you mention it. 1161 01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:36,290 So, what have you been doing lately? 1162 01:27:36,410 --> 01:27:37,750 Nothing much, really. 1163 01:27:37,870 --> 01:27:39,540 Same old thing, studying. 1164 01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:41,290 What about you? 1165 01:27:41,410 --> 01:27:43,000 Still skipping classes? 1166 01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:44,370 Of course 1167 01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:46,160 I never liked studying anyway 1168 01:27:46,290 --> 01:27:48,000 I only studied because of you. 1169 01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:50,700 Wow! So sweet. 1170 01:27:51,290 --> 01:27:54,160 We had a long chat that night, talking about the old days. 1171 01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:58,950 The old days when I tried everything to get closer to her. 1172 01:27:59,450 --> 01:28:01,620 So, do you have a boyfriend now? 1173 01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:03,540 It's none of your business. 1174 01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:09,200 I...um... 1175 01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:11,790 I... was with A-Ho for a while 1176 01:28:12,330 --> 01:28:13,080 I know 1177 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:14,330 I heard. 1178 01:28:14,450 --> 01:28:15,910 Why did you guys split up? 1179 01:28:16,330 --> 01:28:19,040 I didn't want to ask him cause that just made me want to kick his ass. 1180 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:21,040 Was he mean to you? 1181 01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:23,120 Not really 1182 01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:28,290 I just felt that he didn't like me that much. 1183 01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:31,580 No, A-Ho was crazy about you, head over heels! 1184 01:28:33,950 --> 01:28:39,910 Having being loved by you makes it harder for me to feel other's love. 1185 01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:42,580 You are kidding me right? 1186 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,700 Don't ruin it now. 1187 01:28:48,950 --> 01:28:50,620 Hey, Shen Chia-Yi. 1188 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:53,910 Can I ask you a question? 1189 01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:57,370 Why didn't you want to be with me at that time? 1190 01:28:58,910 --> 01:29:00,700 You know... 1191 01:29:01,450 --> 01:29:03,500 People always say that the most wonderful time of a relationship 1192 01:29:03,620 --> 01:29:05,410 happens before it really happens. 1193 01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,290 When two people are together. 1194 01:29:08,950 --> 01:29:12,000 The magic vanishes easily. 1195 01:29:12,950 --> 01:29:16,910 So I thought it'd be better if I let you chase me longer. 1196 01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:21,370 Otherwise, if we got together right away, it'd be less fun. 1197 01:29:21,700 --> 01:29:23,200 Man, that's slack! 1198 01:29:30,450 --> 01:29:31,830 Shen Chia-Yi. 1199 01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:35,660 Do you believe in parallel universe? 1200 01:29:39,660 --> 01:29:45,370 Maybe in that universe, we are together. 1201 01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:48,830 How I envy them. 1202 01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:56,620 Thank you for liking me. 1203 01:30:01,750 --> 01:30:03,330 Yes. 1204 01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:05,790 Thank you for letting me like you in those years. 1205 01:30:07,330 --> 01:30:11,080 You are always the apple of my eye. 1206 01:30:19,870 --> 01:30:20,790 Then it came to Senior year. 1207 01:30:20,910 --> 01:30:24,160 Everyone around me was preparing for grad schools 1208 01:30:24,290 --> 01:30:26,660 I had no idea what I wanted to do at that time. 1209 01:30:26,790 --> 01:30:29,950 Everyone was studying so hard and it made me nervous. 1210 01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:32,620 So I decided to join them in the library. 1211 01:30:34,790 --> 01:30:38,910 And out of the blue, I started to write stories on my blog. 1212 01:31:16,790 --> 01:31:19,660 Tsao didn't make his way to NBA. 1213 01:31:19,790 --> 01:31:21,790 He ended up selling second hand cars. 1214 01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:23,830 And it turned out he's pretty good at it. 1215 01:31:23,950 --> 01:31:26,000 On average, he sells one car every other day. 1216 01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:26,790 Unbelievable. 1217 01:31:26,910 --> 01:31:28,620 The engine never lies. 1218 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:29,330 Here. 1219 01:31:29,450 --> 01:31:31,580 Put your foot on the gas gently. 1220 01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:40,250 Hear that sound? 1221 01:31:40,370 --> 01:31:43,910 It's this powerful before we upgrade it, can you imagine if we do? 1222 01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:47,080 I bet it is going to run over 2000 rpm when it hits the road. 1223 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,200 The horsepower is beyond your imagination. 1224 01:31:50,660 --> 01:31:51,830 What do you think? You like it? 1225 01:31:51,950 --> 01:31:52,620 I like it. 1226 01:31:52,750 --> 01:31:55,080 Well then, how about we take this beast out for a ride? 1227 01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:55,700 Okay. 1228 01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:57,200 GO 1229 01:31:58,870 --> 01:32:00,910 Groin passed the government worker's exam. 1230 01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:03,910 He is now working as a librarian. 1231 01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:06,700 Which he gets to play perform magic to young innocent girls every day. 1232 01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:12,540 See this book? Blow on it. 1233 01:32:19,540 --> 01:32:20,830 Now, pay attention. 1234 01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,200 Are you nuts? 1235 01:32:26,660 --> 01:32:27,830 Stop there. 1236 01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:31,040 A-Ho became an insurance sales man. 1237 01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:32,580 He loves driving his car. 1238 01:32:32,700 --> 01:32:37,370 Every day he spends about 12 hours in it, even though it's tough 1239 01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:39,250 I do believe he will succeed one day. 1240 01:32:39,370 --> 01:32:43,330 After all he is the only person who has officially dated Shen Chia-Yi. 1241 01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:50,500 Hello, is this Mr. Lee? 1242 01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:52,620 Yes, speaking. 1243 01:32:52,750 --> 01:32:55,540 Hi, remember the insurance plan that I talked to you about last time? 1244 01:32:55,660 --> 01:32:57,290 I have already gathered all the information for you. 1245 01:32:57,410 --> 01:33:01,120 Just wondering when is a good time to pay you a visit in your office. 1246 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:08,700 Boner flew to America for graduate school immediately after his military service. 1247 01:33:08,830 --> 01:33:10,620 Boner's English sucked 1248 01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:14,290 I don't know how the hell he had the guts to go to the States. 1249 01:33:14,410 --> 01:33:17,700 Perhaps he wanted to masturbate in a different country. 1250 01:33:17,830 --> 01:33:21,160 If you can't stand it, just come back, understand? 1251 01:33:21,290 --> 01:33:23,410 Ma, stop talking nonsense 1252 01:33:23,540 --> 01:33:25,160 I am serious. 1253 01:33:25,290 --> 01:33:26,950 If it's too hard, then just come back 1254 01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:29,040 I will not blame you, I promise. 1255 01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:35,040 Fine, I got it. 1256 01:33:40,660 --> 01:33:43,120 Okay, it's dad's turn to say good-bye now. 1257 01:33:48,160 --> 01:33:51,910 Two years gone by while Boner was overseas. 1258 01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:56,120 Oh, yes, and there is Hu Chia-Wei. 1259 01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:05,040 That girl who always drew retarded stuff in her books. 1260 01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:07,660 She now has another name. 1261 01:34:07,790 --> 01:34:09,250 Wan Wan. 1262 01:34:13,910 --> 01:34:16,500 So it proves that those who realize their dreams 1263 01:34:16,620 --> 01:34:18,540 are often not the most clever ones in school. 1264 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,830 But they are definitely those who persist till the end 1265 01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:27,580 I am very glad that I was wrong. 1266 01:34:32,410 --> 01:34:35,120 When Boner came home with a foreign degree 1267 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:37,200 I received a phone call. 1268 01:34:41,660 --> 01:34:42,700 Hello. 1269 01:34:42,830 --> 01:34:45,120 Hello, old friend, are you busy? 1270 01:34:45,620 --> 01:34:46,950 Of course I am busy 1271 01:34:47,580 --> 01:34:51,330 I don't care, there is something that I want you to be the first to know. 1272 01:34:51,870 --> 01:34:52,580 What is it? 1273 01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:55,370 You got time for me to go after you again? 1274 01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,620 Not this time, I am afraid. 1275 01:34:58,750 --> 01:34:59,910 Why? 1276 01:35:10,290 --> 01:35:11,080 Hurry up! 1277 01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:12,500 It's a big day today. 1278 01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,330 You want to make the bride wait for you? 1279 01:35:22,290 --> 01:35:23,660 Cheers. 1280 01:35:25,410 --> 01:35:26,290 Regret it now? 1281 01:35:26,410 --> 01:35:29,160 I was so available back then, but you guys all went for Shen Chia-Yi. 1282 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,200 So does that mean I still have a chance? 1283 01:35:31,330 --> 01:35:33,370 You suck! 1284 01:35:34,330 --> 01:35:35,370 I got to tell you something 1285 01:35:35,500 --> 01:35:37,700 I wasn't really serious about chasing after Shen Chia-Yi before. 1286 01:35:37,830 --> 01:35:39,040 Why? 1287 01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:41,040 I just didn't want to miss out. 1288 01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:43,200 Everyone went after her, so I did, too. 1289 01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:48,500 In comparison to me 1290 01:35:48,620 --> 01:35:50,660 I must say, you guys are shameless. 1291 01:35:50,790 --> 01:35:52,790 She is the bride today, but none of you is the groom. 1292 01:35:52,910 --> 01:35:55,330 How dare you guys show your faces at this wedding. 1293 01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:57,080 Shameless! 1294 01:35:57,790 --> 01:35:58,700 Hsu Bo-Chun. 1295 01:35:58,830 --> 01:35:59,870 Kiss my ass. 1296 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,290 Just drink! 1297 01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:04,160 Oh, please, I have dated her, haven't I? 1298 01:36:04,540 --> 01:36:05,830 That was a scam. 1299 01:36:05,950 --> 01:36:07,000 Exactly, cheater! 1300 01:36:07,120 --> 01:36:09,620 Hey, let's make a bet. 1301 01:36:09,750 --> 01:36:10,830 Let's do paper, scissors stone. 1302 01:36:10,950 --> 01:36:12,330 The loser 1303 01:36:12,450 --> 01:36:17,580 will have to trip the groom when they walk in later. 1304 01:36:17,700 --> 01:36:21,200 What the hell was that? It's embarrassing! 1305 01:36:21,330 --> 01:36:24,870 You guys are mean. Can't you just show some love to the couple? 1306 01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:26,330 You won't understand. 1307 01:36:26,450 --> 01:36:29,410 If you really like a girl. 1308 01:36:29,540 --> 01:36:33,250 It is impossible to see her marry to another guy and still bless them. 1309 01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:34,120 That's right. 1310 01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:37,500 True love means someone should sneak up and stabs the groom in the back. 1311 01:36:37,620 --> 01:36:39,290 Correct. 1312 01:36:39,410 --> 01:36:42,620 Trip him! 1313 01:37:43,330 --> 01:37:44,830 But I am wrong. 1314 01:37:45,370 --> 01:37:49,830 In fact, when you really like a girl, you'd be happy for her. 1315 01:37:50,620 --> 01:37:53,910 When you see her finding her Mr. Right. 1316 01:37:54,290 --> 01:37:57,040 You will want them to be together. 1317 01:37:57,160 --> 01:38:00,160 And to live happily ever after. 1318 01:38:07,410 --> 01:38:08,830 Come closer. 1319 01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:11,290 One more, ready 1320 01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:13,000 1,2, 3, go. 1321 01:38:13,830 --> 01:38:14,700 OK 1322 01:38:15,620 --> 01:38:19,080 Congratulations, happy marriage. 1323 01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:19,790 Come, quickly 1324 01:38:19,910 --> 01:38:20,870 I want to stand next to Shen Chia-Yi. 1325 01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,200 We should take more photos. 1326 01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:25,950 How do I look? Get a pretty one for me. 1327 01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:28,450 All right. Here it comes. 1328 01:38:28,580 --> 01:38:29,660 Ready. 1329 01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:32,620 Ok, one, two, three, go. 1330 01:38:33,910 --> 01:38:35,950 One more, one, two, three... done. 1331 01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:37,620 OK 1332 01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:38,410 Thank you. 1333 01:38:38,540 --> 01:38:41,330 Hey, man, we have a suggestion. 1334 01:38:41,450 --> 01:38:42,370 About what? 1335 01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,160 See, the thing is that we have loaded you with cash. 1336 01:38:44,620 --> 01:38:47,870 Don't you think we have the right to kiss the bride? 1337 01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:52,160 Well, I am fine if she says fine. 1338 01:38:55,450 --> 01:38:56,120 Well, fine. 1339 01:38:59,330 --> 01:39:01,540 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1340 01:39:01,660 --> 01:39:04,580 You can kiss the bride. 1341 01:39:04,700 --> 01:39:06,500 But you have to kiss me first. 1342 01:39:06,620 --> 01:39:08,540 Kiss me the way you want to kiss her, so that's fair. 1343 01:39:10,870 --> 01:39:12,450 Bullshit! 1344 01:39:12,580 --> 01:39:13,870 What kind of rule is that? 1345 01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:15,250 Yeah, no way. 1346 01:39:15,370 --> 01:39:16,540 Don't be stingy. 1347 01:39:16,660 --> 01:39:18,660 That is not right. 1348 01:39:20,290 --> 01:39:21,950 Well then... sorry. 1349 01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:24,000 Ha, ha... Look at yourself, guys. 1350 01:40:25,660 --> 01:40:26,870 What? 1351 01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:29,620 Thank you for yesterday. 1352 01:40:30,750 --> 01:40:31,620 Are you for real? 1353 01:40:31,750 --> 01:40:33,330 A quiz made out of love... 1354 01:40:35,660 --> 01:40:37,000 You made so many mistakes. 1355 01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:39,660 You did the problems without reading the exercise book, didn't you? 1356 01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:47,160 Shen Chia-Yi. 1357 01:40:47,290 --> 01:40:48,700 You were so cool when you shouted at him. 1358 01:40:48,830 --> 01:40:50,410 You look so pretty when you cry, too. 1359 01:41:13,580 --> 01:41:17,040 Even though we are not seeing each other yet. 1360 01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:20,330 But those guys who you don't even know. 1361 01:41:20,450 --> 01:41:22,330 Can you not let them hold your hands? 1362 01:41:22,910 --> 01:41:24,290 I haven't even held them myself. 1363 01:41:38,250 --> 01:41:40,700 You held this game and got yourself hurt. 1364 01:41:40,830 --> 01:41:42,450 How can you be so childish? 1365 01:41:42,790 --> 01:41:43,950 Childish? 1366 01:41:46,250 --> 01:41:47,250 Yes, childish. 1367 01:41:47,370 --> 01:41:48,580 Very childish and totally immature. 1368 01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:03,450 Idiot. 1369 01:42:03,580 --> 01:42:05,910 Yes, I am an idiot. 1370 01:42:08,950 --> 01:42:10,450 Moron. 1371 01:42:10,580 --> 01:42:12,580 Only a moron can keep on trying to chase you for such a long time. 1372 01:42:14,410 --> 01:42:16,200 You don't understand anything. 1373 01:42:16,330 --> 01:42:18,200 You're right, I don't! 1374 01:42:58,200 --> 01:42:59,250 Sorry 1375 01:42:59,370 --> 01:43:00,870 I was the immature one. 1376 01:43:18,450 --> 01:43:22,410 Being able to solve these tricky math questions does not help anything in life! 1377 01:43:22,540 --> 01:43:23,580 You want to bet? 1378 01:43:23,700 --> 01:43:26,540 I won't even know what “log” means ten years later. 1379 01:43:26,660 --> 01:43:28,290 And it doesn't make my life any harder. 1380 01:43:28,410 --> 01:43:29,540 Emmmm. 1381 01:43:31,000 --> 01:43:32,290 You don't believe me 1382 01:43:32,410 --> 01:43:33,500 I do believe you. 1383 01:43:33,620 --> 01:43:35,580 Then, why do you still work so hard? 1384 01:43:36,620 --> 01:43:39,200 You don't expect returns from everything you do. 1385 01:43:52,830 --> 01:43:54,540 Do you want to know the answer? 1386 01:43:57,000 --> 01:44:01,620 If Ko Ching-Teng comes and confesses to me I will be very happy. 1387 01:44:08,660 --> 01:44:11,040 Shen Chia-Yi 1388 01:44:11,160 --> 01:44:14,750 I like you very much. 1389 01:44:15,580 --> 01:44:20,080 (Ok, let's be together) 1390 01:44:21,410 --> 01:44:23,250 How I envy them. 1391 01:44:27,450 --> 01:44:29,450 Thank you for liking me. 1392 01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:58,040 Well then, I am just going to keep on acting childish. 1393 01:44:59,870 --> 01:45:01,450 Sure, why not! 1394 01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:11,580 (Happy Marriage, to the apple of my eye) 1395 01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:32,580 Hey, Yankees. 1396 01:45:32,950 --> 01:45:34,160 Yeah! 1397 01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:36,910 A- Chian. 1398 01:45:52,580 --> 01:45:53,790 Hey, Ko-Teng. 1399 01:45:54,160 --> 01:45:57,500 Have you thought about writing our story? 1400 01:45:58,870 --> 01:46:00,500 Of course I did! 1401 01:46:01,160 --> 01:46:03,910 I just haven't come up a good name to start with. 1402 01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:08,250 Hey, can you leave out the part which I was masturbating? 1403 01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:11,910 Sorry man... that has to be in the story. 1404 01:46:12,830 --> 01:46:14,450 If you really are going to write it. 1405 01:46:15,660 --> 01:46:17,080 Don't forget to let your readers know how handsome I am. 1406 01:46:18,660 --> 01:46:20,330 By the way, can you put in some dating advertisements for me, too! 1407 01:46:21,120 --> 01:46:22,660 Come on, I thought you are going after Wan Wan? 1408 01:46:25,040 --> 01:46:26,120 Haha, doesn't really matter. 1409 01:48:22,250 --> 01:48:25,160 This is the last image we shot before wrapping up shooting. 1410 01:48:25,290 --> 01:48:27,950 The director conspired with the make-up artist to prank the cast. 1411 01:48:28,080 --> 01:48:30,950 And painted Michelle Chen's face into...